Mr. Sloto Presents

Mr. Sloto is the master of entertainment. Besides providing the best online slots and casino games, he has a hilarious collection of jokes to share. Here are his latest 2-liner jokes:

What do you have for us today Mr. Sloto?

- Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? 

"Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat."

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- Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? 

"They’re making headlines."

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- The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.

"They charged one and let the other one off."

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Relax your jaw and breathe in deep, as here’s Mr. Sloto’s latest collection of short jokes to lift your mood up!

What do you have for us today Mr. Sloto?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? 
"Nobody knows."

Great start Mr. Sloto, what’s your second joke of the day?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? 
Because then it would be a foot.

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Mr. Sloto always surprises us with his wit, humor and endless promotions. Today he’s here to share with us his latest collection of short jokes!


What do you have for us today Mr. Sloto?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

Great start Mr. Sloto, what’s your second joke of the day?

A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is one dog.
It is a shitzhu..

That got us thinking, haha! How about the last one Mr. Sloto?

A skeleton walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a mop.

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