Mr. Sloto Presents

Mr. Sloto is our casino mascot and he is one of a thousand talents. Here he is today with a new collection of short jokes to gladden your mood before revealing a coupon code that will bring you the joy of jackpots!

Here we go, give us your first one Mr. Sloto:

- I am tired of the constant ups and downs in my life, so I got to stop using the stairs.

Haha life is never a straight line Mr. Sloto. What’s your next one? 

- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

"They’d crack each other up."

LOL, you’re making us crack up as well. What’s your final joke of the day? 

- How does a penguin build its house?

"Igloos it together!"

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Mr. Sloto is the master of entertainment. Besides providing the best online slots and casino games, he has a hilarious collection of jokes to share. Here are his latest 2-liner jokes:

What do you have for us today Mr. Sloto?

- Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? 

"Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat."

Great start Mr. Sloto, what’s your second joke of the day?

- Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? 

"They’re making headlines."

That got us thinking, haha! How about the last one Mr. Sloto?

- The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.

"They charged one and let the other one off."

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Relax your jaw and breathe in deep, as here’s Mr. Sloto’s latest collection of short jokes to lift your mood up!

What do you have for us today Mr. Sloto?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? 
"Nobody knows."

Great start Mr. Sloto, what’s your second joke of the day?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

That got us thinking, haha! How about the last one Mr. Sloto?

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? 
Because then it would be a foot.

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