Mr. Sloto Presents
Mr. Sloto is our mascot with a thousand faces. He’ll dress as Jason Voorhees for Halloween, as Santa for Xmas and today he’s up on stage as a stand-up comic!
Here’s the latest round of Mr. Sloto’s funny one-liner jokes:
“How do you make a tissue dance?
Just put a little boogie in it!”
Yucky but funny. What else do you have for us?
“What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny!”
Poor little clownfish, hope it wasn’t Nemo’s father! And a last joke:
“What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador!”
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Mr. Sloto is in a festive mood and he wants to share his great sense of humor with his favorite Sloto’Cash players – yes, you are one of them!
Take a minute to enjoy Mr. Sloto’s Xmas jokes:
“Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!”
Haha, we love your puns Mr. Sloto. Do you have more?
“Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they're Santa's star bucks!”
Hehe, no denying that! What about the elves?
“What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!.”
Great one Mr. Sloto, how about a bonus joke today?
“What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!”
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Mr. Sloto is known for bringing big bonuses and memorable moments of luck, but he is also getting some recognition as a master joke teller!
Here are Mr. Sloto’s latest jokes:
“Two antennas decided to get married, the ceremony was pretty boring, but the reception was great!”
Wohaa, what a start Mr. Sloto! What’s your second joke today?
“I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.”
Hehe, we’ve all been there and done that! What’s your last joke, Mr. Sloto?
“What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other's a little lighter.
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