Mr. Sloto Presents
The holidays are near and it’s a time for joy and good times both at home and at Sloto’Cash. Mr. Sloto loves this special season and has prepared new jokes that will set the mood for the upcoming holidays. Enjoy Mr. Sloto’s latest puns:
Two snowmen were standing in a field, and one said to the other 'Can you smell carrots?'
The second replied, 'No, but I can taste coal.'
Clever one Mr. Sloto. Give us some more….
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Loved that one! Give us your best as the last one…
Why was the snowman so upset?
He was having a meltdown.
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Haha you’ll solve a timeless riddle that way. What’s your second joke, Mr. Smarty pants?
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast.
Not bad! Give us a last good one…
Why do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
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There is no better medicine than laughter. Getting a good laugh a day can add years to your life. Get into a good mood today when you read Mr. Sloto’s latest collection of short jokes.
Why are leopards not good at hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted!
Hehe no denying that Mr. Sloto. Let’s have another one…
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know, and I don’t care.
Very funny and educational at the same time! What’s your final joke of the day?
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous!
I see we have a lot of new faces this week.
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