mr sloto presents

Mr. Sloto is the master of entertainment. Besides providing the best online slots and casino games, he has a hilarious collection of jokes to share. Here are his latest 2-liner jokes:

What do you have for us today Mr. Sloto?

- Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? 

"Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat."

Great start Mr. Sloto, what’s your second joke of the day?

- Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? 

"They’re making headlines."

That got us thinking, haha! How about the last one Mr. Sloto?

- The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.

"They charged one and let the other one off."

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