Mr. Sloto Presents
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Here are his latest:
Joke #
I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.
Joke #2
I am tired of the constant ups and downs in my life, so I got to stop using the stairs.
Joke #3
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said ‘Parking Fine.’
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The Three Stooges to the rescue!
A good laugh a day keeps the doctor away! As an entertainment magazine we understand the value of giving you a good laugh and we’ll tell you why. Researchers have found that laughter has a multitude of good benefits both in the short and the long term. Let us highlight the main benefits of laughing regularly.
Short-term benefits
Laughing doesn’t only change your mental state, it actually produces physical changes in your body.
- Stimulation of organs. The extra oxygen in your body stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, with the added treat of more endorphins released by your brain.
- Laughter relaxes your stress response system and can contribute to lowering your blood pressure and heart rate.
- The added air circulation may relax muscles that are tense from stress.
Long-term benefits
Regular laughter can greatly improve your health.
- Improvement of immune system.
- Laughter can act as a natural painkiller.
- Increase sense of personal satisfaction.
- Mood enhancer that can fight against depression and anxiety.
Mr. Sloto is a master of entertainment. Not only does he provide quality slots, he also has a great sense of humor!
Check out his latest jokes:
“How do you make holy water?
- You boil the hell out of it.”
Haha! Give us your second joke!
“I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places.
- He told me to stop going to those places.”
Brilliant one! How about the last one?
“They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now! Wait…”
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