Mr. Sloto Presents

There is no better medicine than laughter. Getting a good laugh a day can add years to your life. Get into a good mood today when you read Mr. Sloto’s latest collection of short jokes.

Why are leopards not good at hide and seek?

Because they are always spotted!

Hehe no denying that Mr. Sloto. Let’s have another one… 

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know, and I don’t care. 

Very funny and educational at the same time! What’s your final joke of the day?

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Good days start with a big laugh and that’s why we brought Mr. Sloto to you today. He’s got a thing for short jokes and is eager to share his latest collection of funny witticisms.

Give us your first one Mr. Sloto 😁

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Haha good point Mr. Sloto, bit scary if you think about it. What’s your next one?

A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?”

The waiter looks at him severely, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it himself.”

LOL! Never seen that happened but would be priceless.  What’s your last joke of the day, Mr. Sloto?

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs.

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There are two things Mr. Sloto will never turn down, a gargantuan jackpot and a good laugh. Today he hopes to deliver both to you. Here is his latest selection of short jokes, followed by an irresistible coupon!  Here we go, give us your first one Mr. Sloto:

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

Hahaha that’s a classic Mr. Sloto, almost peed my pants! What’s next? 

- A skeleton walks into a bar
He orders a beer and a mop.

Hehe I could almost see that one coming. What’s your last one Mr. Sloto?

What time does Sean Connery show up to Wimbledon?
Tennish.

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