Mr. Sloto Presents

Good days start with a big laugh and that’s why we brought Mr. Sloto to you today. He’s got a thing for short jokes and is eager to share his latest collection of funny witticisms.

Give us your first one Mr. Sloto 😁

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Haha good point Mr. Sloto, bit scary if you think about it. What’s your next one?

A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?”

The waiter looks at him severely, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it himself.”

LOL! Never seen that happened but would be priceless.  What’s your last joke of the day, Mr. Sloto?

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs.

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There are two things Mr. Sloto will never turn down, a gargantuan jackpot and a good laugh. Today he hopes to deliver both to you. Here is his latest selection of short jokes, followed by an irresistible coupon!  Here we go, give us your first one Mr. Sloto:

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

Hahaha that’s a classic Mr. Sloto, almost peed my pants! What’s next? 

- A skeleton walks into a bar
He orders a beer and a mop.

Hehe I could almost see that one coming. What’s your last one Mr. Sloto?

What time does Sean Connery show up to Wimbledon?
Tennish.

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Mr. Sloto is our casino mascot and he is one of a thousand talents. Here he is today with a new collection of short jokes to gladden your mood before revealing a coupon code that will bring you the joy of jackpots!

Here we go, give us your first one Mr. Sloto:

- I am tired of the constant ups and downs in my life, so I got to stop using the stairs.

Haha life is never a straight line Mr. Sloto. What’s your next one? 

- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

"They’d crack each other up."

LOL, you’re making us crack up as well. What’s your final joke of the day? 

- How does a penguin build its house?

"Igloos it together!"

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