Mr. Sloto


Mr. Sloto is trying out a new line of humor for you this week. Let’s see what’s in store for us today:

“Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
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Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

Literally OUCH! What’s your next one Mr. Sloto? 

“Secretary: “Doctor, the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”

Doctor: “Tell him I can't see him.

Love doctor jokes, do you have one more?

“Patient: “I always see spots before my eyes.”
Doctor: “Didn’t the new glasses help?”
Patient: “Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.”

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Mr. Sloto


Mr. Sloto is excited to get back on stage and present his latest collection of short jokes!

What’s your first one Mr. Sloto?

“I hate Russian dolls…
they're so full of themselves!

Very timely joke Mr. Sloto…!

“Why do French people eat snails?
They don't like fast food!

So international today Mr. Sloto! How about the last one?

“What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?
HDMI.”

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Mr. Sloto


Mr. Sloto is our mascot with a thousand faces. He’ll dress as Jason Voorhees for Halloween, as Santa for Xmas and today he’s up on stage as a stand-up comic!

Here’s the latest round of Mr. Sloto’s funny one-liner jokes:  

“How do you make a tissue dance?
Just put a little boogie in it!

Yucky but funny. What else do you have for us?

“What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny!

Poor little clownfish, hope it wasn’t Nemo’s father! And a last joke: 

“What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador!”


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