Mr. Sloto Presents
Laughter is the best morning medicine and that’s why Mr. Sloto loves to share his short jokes with us at Sloto’Cash. To have a happy, thriving community of winners is the objective of our entertainment hub. What do you have for us today, Mr. Sloto?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Haha you’ll solve a timeless riddle that way. What’s your second joke, Mr. Smarty pants?
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast.
Not bad! Give us a last good one…
Why do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
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There is no better medicine than laughter. Getting a good laugh a day can add years to your life. Get into a good mood today when you read Mr. Sloto’s latest collection of short jokes.
Why are leopards not good at hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted!
Hehe no denying that Mr. Sloto. Let’s have another one…
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know, and I don’t care.
Very funny and educational at the same time! What’s your final joke of the day?
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous!
I see we have a lot of new faces this week.
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Good days start with a big laugh and that’s why we brought Mr. Sloto to you today. He’s got a thing for short jokes and is eager to share his latest collection of funny witticisms.
Give us your first one Mr. Sloto 😁
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Haha good point Mr. Sloto, bit scary if you think about it. What’s your next one?
A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?”
The waiter looks at him severely, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it himself.”
LOL! Never seen that happened but would be priceless. What’s your last joke of the day, Mr. Sloto?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs.
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